The Difference Between Good Girls and Bad Girls

What can be said ... its the new year and I think im going to be bad this year so why not have some bad girls to accompany me read on ....



Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot.
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls wax their floors.
Bad girls wax their bikini line.

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies.
Bad girls know they could do it better.

Good girls wear white cotton panties.
Bad girls don’t wear any.

Good girls think they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls.
Bad girls think they’re fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it.
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.

Good girls wear high heels to work.
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance.
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place.

Good girls prefer the missionary position.
Bad girls do too, but only for starters.

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

Good girls say no.
Bad girls say when, when?

Merry Xmas

Another xmas another year and things still havent changed. there is always some mother fucker who tries to ruin Xmas for everyone because they had a joyless cunt of a life and everyone else needs to share in the fun.

Who else is going to explain to these ppl eh? but hey on a brighter note there are some gem of ppl in my life these days which makes it all bearable. one quick shag in the morning with a lass from the past and things were rolling unfortunately now i have contracted a cold from the silly biatch lol. ill have to thank her the next time i see her.

so onto new years and maybe next year things will be different.

Cheers and Merry Xmas
ITS A CELBERATION BITCHES

Forget Shaadi.com

Well today i was going through my friends list and in utter sheer boredom i said why not make some friends on Hi5. so i started browsing the network and there are so many single people on here it makes my head spin. now a few months back, my mom and me had joked about Shaadi.com and how it could be useful in helping people to find their one true love lol.

forget shaadi.com, this thing is free and it might even work. scary eh? i hope Hi5 pays me for this plug but i dont think it will happen

Ten days to Xmas

MEL

www.hi5.com

An interesting year

When you look back on it, this year has been disastrous for all places in the world. Tsunami's, extraordinary hurricanes, floods and even simplistic rain. What a crazy place we live in. im just glad i didnt get to see the tsunamis but the rest i have seen lol. maybe its cause im a piscian lol but i dont believe in that stuff.

off to eat a pizza, its time to regroup and get ready for 2006, promises to be good but we'll see.

MEL

Green Valley Resorts

Well it was a long time coming I guess and we all took a trip out to a resort called Green Valley. Very nice place and had a good setting as well. Works out best with a lot of people, around 1500 INR per head.

What was good about the place?

- Pool
- tennis, cricket, basketball
- The most quintessential element? Serenity

this place totally rocks when it comes to quiet and peacefullness i totally recommend it if you want a nite out with the lads and no hassle from the outside world. take ur booze, eatables and mixers and uve got a good nite on ur hands.

on a more brighter note, we all were out of the office and some of us bonded better than others and now i have established the fact and made the point clear that you dont need to understand a language to be able to convey a message to person that speaks a foreign language.

totally deserved weekend and the best part was it was out of b'lore. roads were shitty and the weather was crappy on day one as i was sick but the next day was absolutely splendid.

cheers to convergys and the ppl that made it from Wave 25

More to come.... GMX or GIMP project now online and active

Till the next rant
Melly

The Unexplicable Relief of A Dosa

This morning i was having a horrific day, the morning meeting that was supposed to take 25 minutes went on for an hour and half, the Rickshaw Drivers Association of Idiots decided to be their wholesome selves again. but, in the midst of all this i visited a breakfast stall in the middle of some dump that smelled like crap and one bite of the dosa and i was in pure heaven lol.

Its amazing what joy food can bring you. Totally good day and one up for the dosa although i still think bacon and eggs would have rocked my world.

19 Days to Xmas
MEL

The Beauty of Forums

Every once in a while people tend to get stuck on technical issues or even non-technical issues that just baffle the hell out of them. whats the solution to this problem? Online Forums. For example, a few years back i was having issues with importing transparent PNG format files to my Dreamweaver from my then Fireworks 4 program in the Macromedia family of products.

I looked around on the internet and browsed so many sites that didnt give me a clear cut issue. all the articles that i found were totally useless and only reiterated my problem. some said to install client-side apps and resolve the issue, some said it wasnt possible and then there was one site that said that upgrading my Dreamweaver would solve the problem.

Then one day I said to myself, Hey Macromedia makes it so they should know how to fix it and it was in this spirit that i went to their website and joined the forums to which i have gotten so accustomed that it makes no sense to look elsewhere for solutions.

But on a much larger note, the concept of on-line forums totally rocks. there is always a good chance that other ppl around the world are facing the same issues you are. infact if you find a forum that has people that are experimenting then you can resolve issues as well. I think most of us dont have a clue about the great potential sitting out there on the internet.

However, remember one thing, if you cant get it free then you might have to pay for it; which isnt a bad option if you are really interested in getting help on a regular basis from people much more experienced than you or even people that have expertise in your particular problem thru personal experience.

Till the next rant

Mel-Out

P.S. Crouchy scored over the weekend woohoooo

Interesting Movie

Well i was watching Channel [V] the other day (AIDS Awareness Day) and i happened to notice that the movie revolved around four cultures ... Africans, Indians, Spanish and Russians. Now the premise of the movie was to make ppl aware of aids in the world and so it showed how ppl from the three cultures actually spread the disease to each other all over the world in a series of events.

totally got me shocked considering the lifestyle most of us lead these days. even with protection ur still susceptible to that 1% chance it wont work and then what? turn into a bag of bones and pass away? some ppl might find that comforting because the way the world and economics are going these days i wonder if its going to be worth sticking around for or even bringing a child into this mess.

Sometimes I think we all need to get a reality-slap and what better way than a life threatning situation. More to come soon

Cheers till the next rant
MEL

P.S. Use CONDOMS they actually save lives

Excuses For A Better Life

I know its been a long time since the last post but hey theres a good reason for that, its called having fucked up work hours and an accompanied lack of sleep. So what do I have on my gripe plate today you ask?

If you work in India you'll soon discover a few things about the local populus that will blow ur mind. For one, nothing ever comes to you on time. The second thing that seems to totally bother me is how people seem to justify their job dissatisfaction by complaining about things that are so trite it doesnt matter.

"oh hes not giving me a raise so i have to quit"
"im better than this"
"I have more experience so I should get paid more"
"Why am i wasting my time here?"

I say if ur truly unhappy then grow some balls and get out or else shut ur filthy mouth and live with it. The problem with indians in general is that they believe that the jobs with brand names are the key to success in most fields. this is like believing in the existence of the tooth fairy. its a myth and hey it may not be true. by working for IBM are u a better person? because u make more money? are u going to be the CEO before u die? if this is the way you think then i dont care what country ur from, ur misinformed.

i say get to the point and grow some balls. u want to show the world ur different then do it dont complain that ur not getting whats coming to u because no one can change that fact but u.

SO FUCKING GROW UP AND BECOME AN ADULT

Cheers
MEL