Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Meat Packets

Every person I know suffers from some kind of internal rage control issue. It may manifest itself physically as someone shouting or hitting an animate object. Nevertheless, it does manifest itself. Lately, I have noticed that more people seem to be taking the fact that I go along with the flow as a reason to indulge in their own little whims and fancies along the way. While this truly doesn't bother me as long as they don't cross their fantasies with my personal well-being, it has begun to bother me. This is certainly not the only thing that has started bothering me about the people in my life but it is probably at the top of a very short list. That said, here is my thirteen for the week.

  1. Never share your dreams with anyone. There are chances that you might actually actualize them.
  2. Everyone including the Pope is selfish, he just doesn't go to anyone for confession.
  3. Opening your mouth is probably just as detrimental as keeping it shut. Therefore, if your already in hot water stay in the state your in, chances are that its not getting any worse.
  4. Never challenge someone to be something they are not, you might end up being disappointed and that person might end up staying in that state for the rest of their lives thereby bringing pain to you inadvertently
  5. Smoke as many cigarettes as you feel like and even take pictures because apparently there won't be any in 2050. Please read the Surgeon General's warning on the box before you do and if your still okay with it then smoke away.
  6. PETA is probably the most in-human organization out there because it thinks that animals are more important than humans. I wish they'd all get together and commit mass suicide in the name of some insane cause so that the rest of us normal humans could get back to staying on top of the food-chain.
  7. Bill Gates will outlive Steve Jobs. Sometimes a little unwanted growth goes a long way.
  8. Netbooks are good for daily use but I wouldn't recommend them to someone who does a lot of typing and has big fingers.
  9. Coke will always taste better than Pepsi
  10. The Bangalore Metro will be actualized and then two years later, everyone will go back to using personal transport and we will still have all the traffic issues we are having today. What's the point of having a metro you ask? Read the news in 2013 you might get your answer.
  11. Life Expectancy is going up every year. What that means is that one day you'll be sitting around completely incapacitated but hey you'll live for a 100 years plus isn't that great?
  12. Liverpool FC has so many issues but the bigger problems are on the pitch and not in the manager's dressing room
  13. Almost every person that watches football either support Manchester United, Chelsea or Barcelona. I find that funny because if you ask them about good teams in other leagues they shake their heads in wonder that players in other countries actually play good football.
Song listened to while writing this post - Nothing
Mood while writing this post - Enraged

1 comment:

Levine Lawrence said...

Hey Melroy,
we are now in 2013 and i am readin your enraged predictions. i am amazed by the range of topics you have covered... Peta to Metro. i am surprised why you have stopped blogging. would you like to contribute for our site... check - http://www.caleidoscope.in/category/nostalgiphilia
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